Damn it, it’s 2026, don’t tell me you’re still using an “enough” phone
Really fed up.
Those review bloggers talk about "excessive performance" every day, bah.
Try it on the subway during the morning rush hour. When opening the health code is as laggy as a dog being restricted from moving, see if the eyes of the aunt behind you can penetrate you. When you try to use the ultimate move at the beginning of a team battle, your phone is as hot as if you were holding a five-year-old OnePlus 3, which directly reduces the frequency of your phone to 0.5GHz.
What is enough? Life is already frustrating enough, why should even a mobile phone be "just enough"?
Who is still buying the standard version?
A few days ago, my friend asked me if he wanted to change his mobile phone. He looked at it for a long time and was torn between S26 and S26+. This is the situation.
I asked her, why don't you go see Ultra?
She said it was too expensive and she didn’t need such good photography.
However, do you know that the Chinese version of Samsung S26 Ultra actually supports Tiantong satellite communications. You can't use it, and you don't have it, which are two completely different things.
For example, when we are 25 years old, we feel that we do not need the so-called "later" protection. However, inadvertently, we turn 30 years old.
Stacking materials to the point of abnormality is the pleasure of being an adult
The 2026 flagship is really crazy.
Paying attention to the recently exposed data, what exactly does OPPO Find X9 Ultra’s so-called “dual 200 million pixels” mean? That is, when you are in the last row of the concert, you can clearly take a picture of the tear stain on the idol's face.
There is also the vivo X300 Ultra, which has the so-called "full-focus continuous optical zoom", starting from the 35mm focal length used for street sweeping, to 170mm, which is not called candid shooting, showing a silky smooth effect.
The most perverted thing is Xiaomi 17 Ultra, which has exclusive LOFIC technology.
You can’t understand, right? Actually, I’m not particularly clear either. But I learned that it can shoot people in the opposite direction of the light under the blazing sun. The subject's face appears bright and the sky appears blue. It is no longer the fake-looking effect that was post-processed by the "HDR algorithm" in the past.
That's enough.
Let’s talk about the most vulgar word: smooth
In fact, our pursuit of powerful configurations comes down to two words: no lag .
Realme Neo8 has a 165Hz screen this time, paired with the fifth-generation Snapdragon 8, and an 8,000mAh battery.
8000! Friends!
What does this mean? This means that you flew from Beijing to Los Angeles, slept soundly all the way, and when you woke up, your phone still had power. This means that you no longer need to carry a power bank with you like an electrician.
There is a situation where the Samsung S26 Ultra scored 3.72 million, a value of 372. In the past, I had a deep impression that my first smartphone had a benchmark score of about...10,000, which was so relevant.
Damn, it’s increased three hundred times in ten years.
But what then?
I suddenly feel a bit emo as I write this.
We pursue stronger configurations, larger memory, and more abnormal photography.
We want to keep every moment on our mobile phones, for fear of missing out or forgetting.
Vivo’s 85mm lens for shooting portraits can take extremely beautiful photos of your girlfriend. But what about after filming? It is stored in a photo album, and the next time you open it will be three months later.
Huawei's variable aperture ranges from f/1.4 to f/4.0, which can produce dreamy light spots. However, how long has it been since you took a serious look at the night scene?
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Let’s get back to recommendations.
If you have enough budget, then buy the Ultra model without thinking. Whether you are considering the Huawei brand Pura 90 Ultra, the Samsung brand S26 Ultra, or the OPPO brand Find X9 Ultra.
Don't make excuses for yourself that you can't use it.
Whether you need it or not, and whether you want it or not, are two different things.
People of our time have been deprived of many desires by life. They are unable to afford a house, cannot afford to get married, and cannot afford to have a baby. If you have to consider your own abilities and adhere to the principle of just enough to replace a mobile phone, it will be very depressing.
At least within the scope of this screen, which is only a few inches in size, what I hope to achieve is to have the smoothest sliding experience, the clearest picture effect, and the most outstanding performance.
Not for anything else.
Just to tell myself: I am not old yet, and I still deserve the best things.
By the way, at the end, I would like to add that Samsung’s national version has finally begun to support eSIM and satellite communications. Those who often travel for business will understand the situation.
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