New Year's Day, it's fucking here again.
There are activities every year, and every year there are those crappy things.
Balloons, latte art, leaders’ speeches, and children dancing stiffly on stage.
Are you annoyed?
To be honest, it has already arrived in 2026. If we continue to organize those outdated activities of guessing lantern riddles and scrambling for chairs, not to mention parents, even I will have the desire to escape.
We really can’t do this anymore.
This year, can we do something real?
Stop doing the boring “right” things
Look at the plans on the Internet, they all say "increasing cohesion through activities" and "allowing children to feel the atmosphere and atmosphere of the festival."
nonsense.
Who doesn’t know how to enhance cohesion?
The problem is that you have a poor quality game, and while the adults are playing the mobile game, the kids are just going through the motions, so how can there be cohesion?
Coming from the cold wind?
I just saw that the "Future Lion Dance Troupe" held in Chengdu this year was not a human dancing lion, but a robot dog.
A group of robot dogs were shaking their heads there, and the children below were pushing forward like crazy.
It has a sense of technology, a sense of tradition, and that kind of "fuck you can do this" impact.
This is what New Year's Day should be like.
### Where did the funds go?
At the end of each plan, a list is made: venue layout costs XX yuan, and prizes cost XX yuan.
I just want to ask, did the venue decoration fee of XX yuan only purchase a few wrinkled latte art and the "Happy New Year" characters that have faded from their original colors?
Please.
Today’s children are well-informed, who are you trying to fool with Taobao’s 9 yuan 9 balloons with free shipping?
Look, the activity carried out by a ski resort in Pinggu, Beijing, is to directly provide snow toys for people to play in the snow, so that tourists can have fun on the snowy ground.
How simple.
Money should be spent on the experience, not decoration.
What’s the point of throwing the trashy decorations into the trash can as soon as the event is over?
### Don’t pretend we all know each other well.
Stop talking about "interactive games enhancing friendship".
Isn’t it embarrassing for you to force your colleague to play with a colleague who can’t speak more than ten words a year?
I discovered that there is a community in Hangzhou that is very smart and engages in "Handmade Song and Brocade New Year Paintings".
Everyone lowers their heads and does their own thing. If you don't want to talk, then you don't have to talk. But as you do it, you will naturally start talking.
Because there is work on hand, it is not awkward not to chat.
This is an adult’s sense of social propriety.
This year I want to have an "imperfect" New Year's Day
If I were asked to plan, I would create a "rollover scene" theme.
Let the children perform on stage, but don't ask for uniformity.
Wrong jump?
It's okay, keep dancing.
Singing out of tune?
Everyone ran along.
Let parents come up and play nonsense with their children.
No more leader's speeches, please.
Ask the cafeteria aunt to sing a song, and ask the security guard to talk about how his hometown celebrates the New Year.
Real cohesion comes not from shouting, but from laughter.
It’s about making a fool of yourself together and having fun together.
### About the wish wall
The "New Year's Wish" sharing session sounds very warm, right?
But to be honest, what wishes do today’s children dare to express in front of the whole class?
Yu has long since learned to say the so-called standard answers, namely: "I hope to get 100 points in the exam" and "I hope the world can be peaceful."
fart.
What they really want may be not to go to cram school, or for their parents to stop fighting.
Can you make an anonymous mailbox?
Pick out small wishes that are real and have some dark qualities and collect them, randomly select them, and let everyone help achieve them.
For example, some people will write a sentence like, "I want to eat a pack of spicy strips in a quiet state alone." Then on the day of the event, a corner place should be arranged for this person so that he can eat to his heart's content until he is satisfied.
This kind of wish is ten thousand times more moving than those beautiful words written on the wall.
Stop singing the chorus at the end
Really, please.
At the end of every event, there must be a chorus, singing "Tomorrow will be better" or "Unforgettable Tonight".
Can we do it differently?
Let everyone stand on the playground, turn on their mobile phone flashlights, and shout into the night sky together?
Or set off some fireworks?
If you don't have enough funds, you can use electronic fireworks. The technology is so good now.
Leaving a mess behind.
Yes, it's a mess.
Let children and parents clean up together and pick up trash together.
This is more effective than any "protect the environment" slogan.
Moreover, the kind of feeling of reluctance in the heart after finishing the work together and looking at the tidy place is the most appropriate farewell to the event.
You see, I wrote so much content, but I never mentioned even one sentence: "With the help of this event, a new atmosphere of the school will be presented."
The new atmosphere is not something that is displayed, it is made by you.
It’s 2026, let’s return the New Year’s Day activities to the “people” themselves.
Don’t engage in processes that are false, flashy, and meaningless. We want everyone to be able to spend the year happily, truly, even if it’s a little messy.
Budget?
Whatever you want, spend your money on the mood that everyone can take away, don't spend it on latte art.
that's all.
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